Dropped pants, dropped jaw
Ladies. I have just had a very disconcerting experience that I need to talk to someone about. Please bear with me. Here I am, busily working away at my desk. I’m a freelance copywriter, so I work from home. It’s a reasonably nice day, and there’s fresh coffee steaming on the table next to me. […]
Blonde Supreme
As the spectre of Edinburgh looms ever closer, cracks in my sanity have begun to appear. I thought I was ok until a couple of weeks ago. During Wimbledon I distracted myself by staring intently at the tennis, dreaming I was Sharapova without the grunt. This is going well, I thought, it’s sunny and […]
When it rains
On rainy days, my heart feels sodden and heavy. It collects the drizzle like a sponge and dampens my mood considerably. I take to rain about as well as cats do, which as you might know is not at all. I’m just glad not to be a cat, because then I’d also be allergic to […]
