Coming soon: Sausage Party

I’m sure all of us have, at some point in our lives, been drunkenly eating a takeaway and suddenly wondered: “Does food know that it’s going to be eaten?” That alcohol-fuelled train of thought is the main premise of Sausage Party. Now, this movie may be animated but it’s definitely not for kids. For starters, […]
Pasta disaster

For Christmas 2015, we got Dad a pasta maker. He wanted to make pasta, he needed a pasta maker. As he’d not long proclaimed he was cutting wheat out of his diet completely, I think you’ll agree it was the logical choice. The first proper outing this pasta maker got was for a dinner party […]
Becoming very aware of our breasts

Boobs are funny, right? They have been ever since we worked out how to spell ‘boobs’ upside down on a calculator. Compared to ‘breasts’, ‘boobs’ is funnier. So are knockers, jugs, ‘the girls’ or whatever you want to call them. I’ll let you in on a secret. My boobs are called ‘Perky and Perky’. This […]
Suffragette Roulette: a new level of gaming realism

It’s International Women’s Day! Yay! Are you doing anything special to celebrate? Why not have a go at smashing a digital glass ceiling? We women make up close as damn it to half the world’s population. So why is it that we only represent a fifth of politicians? Womankind Worldwide is giving us all the […]
Saying the unsayable

For some reason, over the last few months I’ve been disagreeing with my Dad more than usual. There are things we can’t seem to see eye to eye on, and not just because he’s taller than me. I don’t know if he’s always had these contrasting opinions and I’m only just finding out, or if […]
Sorry seems to be the easiest word

Remember Just Not Sorry? Yeah, that add-on for Gmail that told you when you were typing like a weedy little weed. It flagged up every time you put ‘sorry’ in an email where it wasn’t totally necessary. Which is… when, exactly? YouGov has gone the extra mile for us, polling around 1,600 people to find […]