A load of (octopus) balls

When you’re in the mood for fast food, Japan never disappoints. The homesick can easily find a McDonald’s, KFC, Burger King or Subway for that artificial taste of wherever it is you come from. Your other option is a Japanese take on fast food. A quick bowl of noodles. Convenience store food packaged to within […]
You silly sausage (roll)

“What’s a sausage roll?” “Depends how many dice it’s using.” Groan all you like, but that first question isn’t always a joke. There are people in this world who don’t know or understand what a sausage roll is. This revelation has apparently signalled the apocalypse in the UK’s mass media and given the Aussies the […]
Unexpected Item
I’ve been trying to save a little money lately. It turns out that I’m not as good at that as I could be. Instead of, say, moving somewhere cheaper or forgoing the bus and walking everywhere, I’ve tried to just buy less food. Yeah, I know. As someone who is aware (painfully aware, sometimes) of […]