Things look different around here
They say the camera adds 10 pounds. I don’t remember eating a camera. Hello! Yes, this is me. Living it up in Japan. As if you’re not sick of me telling you. I’ve been here three months now, and at a conservative estimate I’ve put on three kilos. It might even be four by now. […]
It’s a pizza cake!
I’ve introduced you all to my Mum before. The woman I’ve been waging emoji war with for months on end. She has even more talents than just the incomprehensible texting, I assure you. When it comes to birthdays, Mum doesn’t muck about. Her mantra is ‘you’ve got to make sure people have something to unwrap’. […]
Let’s make out
I think it’s time, ladies, that we stopped wearing make-up all the time. I’ve got to the point where I only really wear it if I’m nervous. It is a war mask, it hides my face and my nerves. But even as I’m caking it on, I wonder what on earth I’m doing placing liquid […]
