The Office Sunset Blues
Take a good look at this photo. Go on, I’ll wait. Once you peer past the stacks of paperwork, the confusingly shredder-shaped dehumidifier, and the dual-monitor setup – that’s a pretty damn nice sunset, right? This photo was taken from my work desk. It was something like 5.15pm. Painfully close to clocking out and grabbing […]
Becoming very aware of our breasts
Boobs are funny, right? They have been ever since we worked out how to spell ‘boobs’ upside down on a calculator. Compared to ‘breasts’, ‘boobs’ is funnier. So are knockers, jugs, ‘the girls’ or whatever you want to call them. I’ll let you in on a secret. My boobs are called ‘Perky and Perky’. This […]
#LiveTweetYourPeriod
I tweet about a lot of things. Food, work, the weather, cute Japanese things… If I’m completely honest with you, though, I’ve never once in my life felt an urge to livetweet my period. I did once tweet through an old episode of Top Gear, but not my period. It’d probably go something like this: […]
